Vintage Style Appreciator Gifts

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'Hey, we're in style!'

Dueling marionettes.

'He still has his Elvis sideburns.'

Snapshots in Time

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Lovers in toile de jouy

"It was her mothers"

Blue Dress

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Frank Sinatra.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Centaur falls in love.

"Fashion over function!"

Victorian woman at a bar.

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Computer Address Book.

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'