Vintage Fashion Appreciator Gifts

Jazz Hands

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

Blue Dress and Feather

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Victorian Selfie

The Return Of The Minipants

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

I want to hold your hand

Lovers in toile de jouy

Snapshots in Time

1950's.

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Rita Hayworth caricature

Family Portrait Abuse.

An opera singer

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Marilyn Ghost

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Josephine Baker

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Lady visiting the 1862 International Exhibition fands that the omnibuses ruin her crinolines