Vintage Fashion Collector Gifts

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"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

High Riders of the Old West

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Pre-Television Man Caves

I want to hold your hand

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

JET (Part I)

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

1950's.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Return Of The Minipants

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Family Portrait Abuse.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Rita Hayworth caricature

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

An opera singer