"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."
Unique Fashion Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for the fashion enthusiast who loves standing out? Our collection offers witty and stylish products that capture the essence of unique fashion collecting. Perfect for adding a fun twist to their wardrobe or decor, these items are crafted to inspire and amuse anyone passionate about creative style. Surprise your loved one with something as distinctive as their fashion sense!
Blue Dress and Feather
A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.
'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'
"Do you do much walking?"
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
The Dandy
"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."
Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!
"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."
"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."
'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'
"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."
Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!
Over-reaction Man.
Crossword bathroom tiles.
'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'
Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64
Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!
"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."
New summer barbie doll.
Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.
Bowel Sweet Bowel.
'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'
"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"
Swiss Army General.
'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'
The Fashions for the Coming Season
'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'
'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'
"She really could shop."
"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"
I have a press for every day of the year!
Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!
Belling the Cat
Unique Fashion Collector Gifts Collection
Unique Fashion Collector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate unique fashion and creative flair—ideal for starting the day with a smile.
Unique Fashion Collector Pillows
Browse our pillows featuring fun and distinctive designs that celebrate the fashion enthusiast's love for style and creativity.
Unique Fashion Collector Prints
Discover vibrant prints perfect for decorating spaces with a touch of inventive fashion inspiration.
Unique Fashion Collector T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt collection designed for those who love to express their creativity through bold, fashionable statements.