Unique Fashion Collector Pillows

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Blue Dress and Feather

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you do much walking?"

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Over-reaction Man.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

New summer barbie doll.

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Bowel Sweet Bowel.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

Swiss Army General.

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

The Fashions for the Coming Season

"She really could shop."

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

I have a press for every day of the year!

Belling the Cat

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.