Collecting Fashion Pillows

Belling the Cat

The Dandy

"Do you do much walking?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Bad Outfit Alarm.

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

The Fashions for the Coming Season

"It's a brand name. Honestly, we have nothing to do with Q."

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!

I have a press for every day of the year!

Elegant Lady

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"Has your sole been saved? I have some literature I'd like to share with you."

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

Yves Saint Laurent face mask

Titan Arum