Collecting Fashion Pillows

Belling the Cat

The Dandy

"Do you do much walking?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'Amazing! But when we go on holiday one suitcase is too heavy for you.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"It was a crime of fashion."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

'I'd have to say you've been exposed to extemely high levels of polyester.'

"It's a brand name. Honestly, we have nothing to do with Q."

The Fashions for the Coming Season

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

I have a press for every day of the year!

Elegant Lady

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"Has your sole been saved? I have some literature I'd like to share with you."

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

Titan Arum

Help! I can't move! It's the suction.

Oxford costume

Yves Saint Laurent face mask