Unique Fashion Collector T-Shirts

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Blue Dress and Feather

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

The Dandy

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

Over-reaction Man.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

New summer barbie doll.

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Bowel Sweet Bowel.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

Swiss Army General.

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

The Fashions for the Coming Season

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

"She really could shop."

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

I have a press for every day of the year!

Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!

Belling the Cat