Classic Attire Collector Pillows

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Pistols at dawn.

Purple dress

New Romantic

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

I have a press for every day of the year!

Maid asking whether waistcoats are to be the fashion for the summer

'Opps!'

"He's on a motorcycle!"

"It was an impulse purchase."

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

Help! I can't move! It's the suction.

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"