Classic Attire Collector Gifts

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Pistols at dawn.

Purple dress

New Romantic

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

'Damn! Out of shoe polish again!'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

Maid asking whether waistcoats are to be the fashion for the summer

Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!

I have a press for every day of the year!

'Opps!'

"It was an impulse purchase."

'Where's your fashion sense? The rotting carcass goes over the left shoulder.'

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"