Clothing Collector Gifts

So Last Season Clothes

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Oxford costume

Extra Large ???

Neck-less Pete's polo neck jumper.

"I love a black tie dinner"

I have a press for every day of the year!

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"I'd like to buy some clothes."

"Transgender female seeks transgender male to swap clothes with."

Boutique: Everything on sale except the things in your size.

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

"Do you do much walking?"

The Dandy

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Inactive wear store.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Long Johns Silver."

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Too Much?

"It was a crime of fashion."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Ahem."

Frock Coat

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Pirate trying on parrots.