Shirt Collector Gifts

Campaign for real beer bellies.

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'I see you've gone digital.'

What Happens In Vegas stays in Vegas.

"I don't think that is an appropriate shirt for a cardiologist!"

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Humans are 100% recyclable.

I'm With Stooped

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'