Quirky Shirt Collector Gifts

I heart bypass t-shirt.

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Don't Even Think It

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Early cyborg.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ice shelfie.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn