Quirky Collector Gifts

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

My central park

Segregated gravestone: 'Did not work well in groups.'

A giraffe has another giraffe head in its ossicones.

'A rare skin disease, but there are pills for that!'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'I'm not sure if I'm an optimist or a pessimist. . . I see the glass half-clean.'

Opportunity to demonstrate optimistic attitude

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

A naked, shell-less Snail posing for art student snails.

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

'She actually tried to donate her body to Library Science, but all they could use was her spine and appendix.'

'The shop that sells the stuff that other people have that makes you think I wonder where they got that?'

'I spend all that money on computers and all she wants to do is play with the boxes.'

'Made in Australia?'

'Before trying sugery I'd like to wait and see if you just shed them in the Spring.'

Second hand shop.

'Rorschach hankie reading.'

'This is our latest in coffee table designs...'

Out of Order (numbers out of order)

'Okay, sir...what's it gonna take for me to get you into this car today?' 'A forklift.'

Octopus on Keys.

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

1B, 2B, 3B and home plate.

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'This picture appears to paint only 2 words.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'Couldn't you have taken the robe instead?'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

"They always pass me these collection plates at church, so I started collecting them."