Quirky Animal Collector Gifts

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

(Camel paintings)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Romantic Giraffes

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.