Quirky Animal Appreciator Gifts

Evolution....the kinky bat.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Laboratory Retriever

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Ta Da!...

"He's starting to flag a bit"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Consider yourself chased."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Say cheese!

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Dog executives are in a duel