Quirky Creature Appreciator Gifts

Chameleon.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

A Kangermoo

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Nutty Assistants

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

How Platypuses Are Born

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

"Are you binge watching again?"

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Hipster Coyote

Taste buds

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.