Quirky Critter Admirer Gifts

Weasal

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'I'm huggable!'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Nutty Assistants

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

How Platypuses Are Born

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Chameleon.

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

Smart Asp

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

"You can't let it worry you, Jamie. It's just one of those things in life no one can do anything about."

Hipster Coyote

"Looks like your mother's off feeding the rats again."

Snake

"He's a Yankeedoodle."

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff."

"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows."

Frog feeding frenzy.

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

"Where did you get this from?"