Quirky Critter Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Hybrid & crossbreeding in farm animals runs amok.

Football Crazy strip six

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'What's wrong with you?'

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

Nutty Assistants

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

Bizarre sights.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

How Platypuses Are Born

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

'It's a good owl dog.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"He's my discomfort animal."

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Smart Asp

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

Circus News

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'