Quirky Critter Enthusiast Gifts

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Hybrid & crossbreeding in farm animals runs amok.

Football Crazy strip six

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

Nutty Assistants

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

Bizarre sights.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

How Platypuses Are Born

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'It's a good owl dog.'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Smart Asp

Circus News

"He's my discomfort animal."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"