Critter Enthusiast Gifts

'Hurray! Ants!'

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

And that's how the people got winter to end this year...

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The hyenas started it."

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Trojan Beagle.

"Tallyho!"

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'