Curious Creature Enthusiast Gifts

Chicken Legs

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Casting in the swamp.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

A Kangermoo

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"You're amazing!"

"Something nocturnal."

For services to Tourism. . .

Nutty Assistants

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

How Platypuses Are Born

Unicorn Hoopla

Chameleon.

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

Smart Asp

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"

"You can't let it worry you, Jamie. It's just one of those things in life no one can do anything about."

Yeti

Monster Bathrooms.

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

'Hurray! Ants!'