Quirky Creature Enthusiast Gifts

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

How Platypuses Are Born

Cloning Misadventure - Spotted Tree Buffalo.

"I can't figure if we should keep it a secret or call the world press!"

"You can't let it worry you, Jamie. It's just one of those things in life no one can do anything about."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Football Crazy strip six

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Casting in the swamp.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

A Kangermoo

'What's wrong with you?'

"Something nocturnal."

Nutty Assistants

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

For services to Tourism. . .

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Bizarre sights.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

Chameleon.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."