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'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

How Platypuses Are Born

Cloning Misadventure - Spotted Tree Buffalo.

"I can't figure if we should keep it a secret or call the world press!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Football Crazy strip six

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Casting in the swamp.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

A Kangermoo

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Something nocturnal."

For services to Tourism. . .

Nutty Assistants

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Bizarre sights.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Chameleon.

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish