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Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Football Crazy strip six

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

Nutty Assistants

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Bizarre sights.

How Platypuses Are Born

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Circus News

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

"It's the peacock-removal guy."

'It's a good owl dog.'

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"He's my discomfort animal."

Smart Asp

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'