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Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

Football Crazy strip six

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'What's wrong with you?'

"I've been feeling needy and it's got me worried."

101 uses of a dead cat: parrot stand.

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

Nutty Assistants

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Bizarre sights.

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

"Have I got a cat for you!"

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

How Platypuses Are Born

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'It's a good owl dog.'

Circus News

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"He's my discomfort animal."

Man giving one end of a dinosaur's lead to another man.

"Mittens, you are one wacky cat."

Smart Asp

"It's the peacock-removal guy."