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'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"He was a sea rescue."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Casting in the swamp.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

A Kangermoo

"Something nocturnal."

For services to Tourism. . .

Nutty Assistants

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

"Have I got a cat for you!"

How Platypuses Are Born

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

Chameleon.

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"He's my discomfort animal."

Itchy Butt 50

"Step on it, Roger!"

"You spoil that canary."

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

A Skinny Dog

'If three-fourths of the world is covered with water, what am I doing in this stupid bowl?'

Yeti

Bankers walking his piggy bank.