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Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Sheep In Curlers

Phoenix

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Antler Buzzers.

The next damn Batman.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

How Platypuses Are Born

Extinct dinosaur...

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

'Convergent evolution: Hammerheaded emu.'

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Meerkows.

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Bowling Kingpin