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Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Sheep In Curlers

Phoenix

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Antler Buzzers.

The next damn Batman.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Extinct dinosaur...

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

How Platypuses Are Born

'Twitter Tweet'

"I am a memory machine."

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

'Convergent evolution: Hammerheaded emu.'

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"

I'm terrified of clown fish.

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

"You can't let it worry you, Jamie. It's just one of those things in life no one can do anything about."

"What can I say? God made me this way!"

Toilet ducks!

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

"What do you mean, you can't walk without your head going back and forth like that?! Are you serious?"

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

Atomic Bear: Part 3

'The doctor said you should cut down on the 'love bites'...'

Meerkows.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"