Quirky Animal Fans Gifts

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

There be dead grass yonder!

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Phoenix

Sheep In Curlers

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Antler Buzzers.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'This is a real barnburner.'

The next damn Batman.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."