Funny Animal Fans Gifts

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Head over Hooves

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh Hi!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Author does not do tricks."

Wolf Karaoke

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.