Funny Pet Fan Gifts

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

Dog Calenders.

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Curiosity."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

"We hear you have hair of the dog..."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Some Zoomies

Cat Chores

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

Every Dog Has His Day

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

If I nap now, I'll never be able to nap ten more times before bed.