Unusual Pet Fan Gifts

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Antler Buzzers.

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Curiosity."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'