Unusual Pet Fan Gifts

"He's a Crocodoodle."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Antler Buzzers.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Curiosity."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'