Pet Mystery Fan Gifts

"Curiosity."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

What does aloof mean?

"As I was only saying the other day..."

He looks so natural lying there...

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Antler Buzzers.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Some Zoomies

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

'Mystery egg.'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"