Pet Mystery Fan Gifts

"Curiosity."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

What does aloof mean?

He looks so natural lying there...

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Antler Buzzers.

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'He's been shot!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Recollections of a Retired Butler

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Some Zoomies

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'Mystery egg.'

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"