Quirky Pet Fans Gifts

Beware of cool cat.

'I knew it Cynthia! That danged bird breeder pulled a fast one on us.'

What does aloof mean?

"He was a sea rescue."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Sheep In Curlers

Antler Buzzers.

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"He's a Crocodoodle."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"Curiosity."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

"...and finally..."

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'It's my feature wall.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"Have I got a cat for you!"

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Step on it, Roger!"

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