Pet Fans Gifts

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

What does aloof mean?

Wolf Karaoke

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"She's a miniature."

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.