Domestic Animal Fan Gifts

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

No littering...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Santa Dog

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."