Animal Companion Fan Gifts

Poor Paul's friend

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Cult films!

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

Cat and mouse

"She's a miniature."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Santa Dog

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Animal immigration