Animal Companion Fan Pillows

Poor Paul's friend

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Cult films!

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

Cat and mouse

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"She's a miniature."

Santa Dog

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.