Canine Companion Fan Pillows

Santa Dog

Animal immigration

A yellow dog

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"She's a miniature."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Museum of Bones

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'The Big Beg Theory'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Dog

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Tandem cyclists

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"How's the new job?"

Cult films!

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

'Merry Christmas!'