Canine Companion Fan Pillows

Santa Dog

A yellow dog

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

"She's a miniature."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Museum of Bones

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"For whom the Bella yips... it yips for thee..."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Dog

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'He's not too picky. He'll sleep through most anything.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

Tandem cyclists

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"How's the new job?"

Confidence.

Cult films!

'Merry Christmas!'

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

'I think he's got dropsy, doc. He keeps dropping on the ground.'