Canine Communication Fan Pillows

'I guess the free ride would be over if they found out we can read their thought balloons...'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

No littering...

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Museum of Bones

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Animal immigration

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Workplace Confidentiality.

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Parrot annoying dog.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"The 'yip yip yip' is mine. Stick to your 'woof woof woof.'"

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

'They have great rapport.'

"How's the new job?"

"Guess what I say today!!"