Communication Fan Pillows

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"We've run it past you - shall we stroll it by you?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Parrot annoying dog.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"It's for you."

WPC

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

'Good evening! The debate continues over the idea of horse whisperers...'

Efficiency Expert Greeting

The Early Internet

Ringing horn

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

"There's no need to shout!"

"Guess what I say today!!"

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

'Uh oh, Kemosabe...We're being spammed!'