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Workplace Confidentiality.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Modern Post, Post Modern

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

Trump Tweets

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Parrot annoying dog.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Vents, real and digital.

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

WPC

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'They have great rapport.'

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"There's no need to shout!"

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."