Digital Communication Fan Gifts

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Apparently, he's right. He's not contractually obliged to 'like' us on Facebook!'

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

Modern Post, Post Modern

'Another example of the dangers of texting and driving.'

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

Tweeted

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"

Trump Tweets

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Parrot annoying dog.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

Vents, real and digital.

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

WPC

3...2...1...I'm Recording

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'