Direct Communication Fan Gifts

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

Parrot annoying dog.

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Vents, real and digital.

You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!

"It's for you."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

WPC

'They have great rapport.'

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Guess what I say today!!"

"There's no need to shout!"

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

'Thank you...and now could I trouble you for a ham on rye?'

The Early Internet

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"