Digital Communication Fans Gifts

'He's tweeting!'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Workplace Confidentiality.

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Vents, real and digital.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Putin and some Russian hackers

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Tweeted

I'm having trouble with this new phone --- it has more capabilities than I do.

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

"There's no need to shout!"

We know your e-mail address!

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

"Be back soon. Self check in."

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

"Hey Tony, you're a young guy. What sort of emoji goes with, 'Pay what you owe us, you lousy bum, or we're coming over there to break your legs'?"