Modern Communication Fan Gifts

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

Vents, real and digital.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Can you just Twitter me next time?

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

Pizza-Matic

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

WPC

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"It's for you."

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'At the tone please leave your name and number.'

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Guess what I say today!!"

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

The Early Internet

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion