Modern Design Fan Gifts

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"Factominiums."

Stainglass Windows '33

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Pizza-Matic

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

Vents, real and digital.

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

3...2...1...I'm Recording

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

'I've got the latest in virtual office technology. This couch isn't even real.'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

The Myth of Ariadne.

"I think it's from Leonardo. He always signs-off with a smiley face."

"Can I borrow your selfie stick?"

Ruddy Bloggers!

'Thanks! -- These will look great on the coffee table!'

The adjustable nest really saved my back.

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

"These cowbells are driving me crazy. If they want to track us, they should just give us smart phones."

"I need to turn the vibrate down on my smartwatch. Every time I get a call I spill coffee all over myself."