Minimalist Design Fan Gifts

The last remote you'll ever need

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Draw!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

Stainglass Windows '33

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Bottom House

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

'No photographs!'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Art/not art

Ants carrying book on Feng Shui.

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

Stile victim.

Caught their eye.

'Good heavens, Charles! -- You should never wear a Rush Limbaugh tie with a Johnny Carson suit!'