Minimalist Design Fan T-Shirts

The last remote you'll ever need

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Draw!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

Stainglass Windows '33

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Bottom House

'No photographs!'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Art/not art

Ants carrying book on Feng Shui.

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

Stile victim.

Caught their eye.

'Good heavens, Charles! -- You should never wear a Rush Limbaugh tie with a Johnny Carson suit!'

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

All our pumps are self service, pay at the pump. I'm just here to provide a patina of customer care.