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'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"How was the play!"

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stainglass Windows '33

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Previously on..."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Lorne Greene

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'But surely you realise why I can't allow your luxury item request of an iPod holding 1000 tunes on 'Desert Island Discs'?'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

'That was OK but the acting wasn't wooden enough for me.' (Thunderbirds film).

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"

The Lone Ranger in the jewelry store.

Nostalgiaville

'I hate these crossover shows!'