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Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

His Master's Data.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"Previously on..."

Pizza-Matic

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

Lorne Greene

Stainglass Windows '33

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

Santa '50s' Claus.

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

"As the youngest kid in my family, I had a special job. Especially when astronauts landed on the moon."

"Sooty says we're nostolgia"

'You just couldn't bring yourself to ask Marshall Dillon for directions, could you'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

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