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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Habanero ..."

The drinker.

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

His Master's Data.

"Previously on..."

Lorne Greene

Art Vandalism

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"I see a lot of Don Juan Complexes, but you're the first Don Knotts Complex I've come across."

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"No, I'm not, no cellphones in high school old. I'm, I fell in love with Betty White in the Golden Girls old."

Nude painting

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

'Willlllbur...is that you?' After low ratings, Mr Ed's contract ran out and he was canned.

Santa '50s' Claus.

Whistler's mother and dog

The Lone Ranger in the jewelry store.

'I hate these crossover shows!'

'That was OK but the acting wasn't wooden enough for me.' (Thunderbirds film).